Thursday, March 18, 2010

What is Normal?


So, my Neurologist says that my brain is normal; I'm afraid this has come as quite a shock to my husband and daughters ---LOL. Seriously, I am most thankful that all is well in there. However, this means that my vertigo is pretty much going to remain this way and, hopefully, not get any worse.
Joke for the Day: By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kalhua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

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