Friday, March 12, 2010

Trojan Horse


I love getting gifts that are a surprise. It's so much fun opening the package and trying to guess what's inside. The best part is when you see what it is and you hadn't had any idea of what it was - truly a great surprise.
Today's joke is for my "teacher" daughter, Krista. Thought she would get a laugh out of it. Love you, Krista.
Joke for the Day: On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ? "No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"

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