Friday, March 12, 2010

Media Is Everywhere


...Even in our family. News, Producing, Directing, Writing all runs in our family. Interesting business... only part of the business that we were discouraged from was acting; my father did not approve even though he worked with them everyday.
Today's joke is for our youngest daughter, Misha, the News Writer and Producer. Hope you like it. Love you, Misha.
Joke for the Day:

Biblical Headlines Written by Today's Media:
On Red Sea crossing:WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE Pursuing Environmentalists Killed
On David vs. Goliath:HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock
On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY 400 Killed
On the birth of Christ:HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple
On feeding the 5,000:PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH Disciples Mystified Over Behavior On healing the 10 lepers:LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED "Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy
On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE Local Farmer's Investment Lost

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