Centipedes Can Be Cute?

I do not like centipedes. They are totally gross - YUCK!! However, today I read a really funny and cute joke about a centipede. So, then I went online to find a cute picture of one and found the above cartoon. So, here is the joke, enjoy.

Joke for the Day: Steve, a lonely bachelor, wants some company, so he buys a centipede and a small box for it to live in. That evening he decides to go out.

"Want to grab a drink?" he asks the centipede. But there's no answer from the box. A few minutes later, he asks again - still no reply. Finally, he hollers, "Hey! Do you want to get a drink?"

"I heard you the first time!" says a small, irritated voice. "I'm putting on my shoes!"

Joke provided by: Reader's Digest