Medical research has discovered two very interesting things: If someone is prayed for, even if they don't believe in God or prayer, the vast majority of those prayed for improve. If you laugh a lot whatever ails you feels better. So, today I have selected a bunch of "one-liners" to make you laugh in hopes that it will make us all feel better. Don't forget to pray for someone who is in need.Joke of the Day:
Three men walked in to a bar. You think one of them would have seen it!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?
Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven
Jokes provided by: ajokeaday.com
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